An Indepth Look Into A Geek's Soul

Guys, today ended up being a fantastic day.  Like seriously, I don't know what happened, but Avandra was on my side today and was all "Jon, have some good in your day."  And I did.  Sorry if you all had a bad day.  It seems the majority of the people I talked to today weren't having the best day.  I'm thinking that means that I took all the wonderful days you guys were going to have, and channeled it into one beautiful, wonderful evening.  And that was on top of me working too.  Booya people, ini your face.  Also, I apologize for your lack of a great day.

I was on fire at work today.  Like seriously.  Fire was all over my hair, smoke pouring out of my ears, eyes full of rage, the whole deal.  It was like I was a fire elemental or something.  Only a bit cooler, because well, I was a Jon elemental, the most powerful of all elementals.  Sorry all your other elementals.  You're just not cut out for the raw awesomeness that is Jon.  But seriously, I was selling Geek Squad servies left and right.  I get them on 4 of the 7 laptops I sold.  That's just crazy.  It's been forever since I did that good.  Booya.

In other slightly funny news that is also slightly not funny, my friend Anna has mono.  That has got to suck rather hard.  Guess that means no more making out with her anymore.  Gosh.  You've got to be careful who you randomly make out with.  Yep, Anna, I'm cutting you off.

Also, brief shout out to Jen.  You made my day with that comment.  Damn right.  You topped my already awesome day!  I'll let you make your own title for that momentous feat.  Something like, Queen Jen, Bringer of Happiness and Good Times, or some equally grand and unnecessarily long title.

Also, Joel, you get a shout out just becauseI haven't mentioned you for a bi.  I totally got the time off to come down for the summer.  Sweet.

Enough ramblings damn it! Time to read the Bible!

Peace Out.