An Indepth Look Into A Geek's Soul

Alright guys, this is twice in one week?  Hell, twice in two days?  What the hell is going on?  That's right, I'm blogging.  Like, professionally.  Only not.  Because I don't spellcheck.  Spell check?  Two words?  Heck if I know.  Anyways, enough rambling, seeing as how I tend to do that enough.  It's time to talk about something of some importance:  women.

Seriously people, what is up with women?  More specificaly, why am I so scared to approach them?  It's like, hey, I have some confidence, so why don't I just go up and ask the cute girl over there if she'd like to go grab lunch?  It wouldn't be that hard, would it?  I mean really.  It's not that hard.  However, I seem to fail at this.  See, it goes something like this.  *Hides behind something*.  Yeah, just like that.  Pretty bad.  I either do that, or see a cute girl and run into something.   Kind of embarrassing when you are the library pushing a card and you run into a table.  Or a pole.  Or something like that.  Yeah, I'm smooth like that.

On the same topic, I feel that all my awesome, hot, female friends need not to be married or engaged or seeing anyone.  Because well, I'm friends with you, and you're hot, and we need to hook up.  At least a drunken late night hook up?  Can I get a woot woot?  No?  You sure?  Okay.

Peace Out.