An Indepth Look Into A Geek's Soul

That's right my faithful readers, it's the return of the Top Ten list.  Only this time, it's really a Bottom Ten list.  And who better to trash and thrash on than the ever not talented Kanye West.  He's a douche, and as thus, he will be taken down by those lone, bitter blogger.

Number Ten:  Kanye West is a gay fish.

I'm sure everyone who has watched South Park has seen this episode.  Now, does this episode make Kanye a terrible person?  Yes, but only because I'm sure he really didn't get the joke. Kanye West just loves fish sticks.  That's all there is to it. 

Number Nine:  Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift

The douche baggery heard 'round the world.  Yeah, I said that.  And you know it's true.  I mean seriously, why would you do something like that?  Interrupting a poor girl accepting an award just to cut her down? Really?  Really, this is the occurance that made me want to right this, and really, while it wasn't a huge thing compared to others that he's done, it's the first thing that I really think brought his douchebaggery to the attention of all Americans.

Number Eight:  Those Damn Shades of His

What the hell are up with them?  Those glasses he enjoys wearing with those stupid bars across them.  First off, they don't even look cool.  Secondly, how the hell can you see with those things on?  I mean, come on man.  It looks stupid as hell, and makes you look like a piece of trash.

Number Seven:  His crazy hair cuts.

Go look up some of his haircuts.  Do it.  I'll wait.

Exactly.

Number Six:  George Bust hates black people.

Yeah, lets all help the victims of Katrina.  Get on a national televised session to raise some money for all the victims of one of the worst natural disasters our  nation has ever known.  What should you say?  "George Bust hates black people." Way to go Kanye.  Way to go.

Number Five:  A Late Concert

This is one of those things that ticked me off, but I think most people just kind of brushed it off.  There was this concert you see, at some music festival that the industry likes running.  Kanye was scheduled to do some five hour long set.  Only he showed up like 3 hours late.  Then ended early becasue the light wasn't right.  Really?  Are you that full of yourself that you deny your fans the right to see your wonderful gloriouship?  Whatever dude.

Number Four:  The women he hangs out with.

Honestly, the man is worth millions somehow, and he still can't get a girl with a full head of hair to hang with him?  Damn, that's gotta hurt.

Number Three:  His music isn't any good.

Have you heard his stuff lately?  It really isn't any good.  Honestly, it's not.  It's all stuff he does with other people.  When was the last song you heard by him that wasn't some group affair?  Exactly.

Number Two:  He's the voice of a generation.

He's not.  Trust me.  Cause that would be generation suck, and really, I haven't heard of that generation.

NUMBER ONE:  TYPING IN ALL CAPS

HONESTLY, DO YOU NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS?  DO YOU SEE WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT'S READ ON THE INTERNET?  IT'S LIKE KANYE JUST WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE TAKES UP AS MUCH SPACE AS IS POSSIBLE.  HERE'S A LITTLE HOMEWORK FOR THE LOT OF YOU:  TAKE MY LITTLE RANT HERE AND RETYPE IN ALL CAPS AND REREAD IT.  NOW TELL ME THIS, DOESN'T IT SEEM JUST A BIT MORE ASSHOLE-ISH.  YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.  CRAZY.

Yeah, it's quicky, it's dirty, and it's pictureless, but you guys can deal with it, I have homework to do.

Peace Out.